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Eventually, she and I huddled together, topped up our wine and began discussing the demise of America the superpower. Their brains get excited over listening to music, words, sounds, whispering. (She's a high-powered attorney - who knew?) While the others tut-tutted and contributed their own faecal horror stories, my fellow singleton and I exchanged looks of desperation. Six of them were married with babies while peep toe shoes the other two, including me, were single. Kinesthetic people are feelers.
Eight successful, intelligent women around a dinner table during a girls' night out last year. Isn't it time they were recognized for their contribution to society. So stand by your man, by all means - but also stand by your thong peep toe shoes and all it signifies.. They may like oils, sexual peep toe shoes toys, different positions, scented candles, cologne/perfumes, satin sheets, leather, latex, PVC, silk panties. It is the oratory before oral that lubricates all the places and parts of me. And if you don't want to end up as one of those saddo couples who spend weekends watching DVDs in tracksuit pants and Crocs, listen up. (Hello, how can your friends send you top-secret girlie gossip and photos of hot, topless men if your guy is all over it like a rash?)
Hooray for the single life, for freedom, spontaneity peep toe pumps stiletto heels and self-expression.
Attached people look nervous and reply, 'Weeeell, I'll have to check with Penn first and let you know.'
Singletons happily camp at music festivals, falling into their tents at 6am. 'My sister in London says Ronnie's playgroup phones her to fetch him if he has a hint of diarrhoea in his nappy. You kind of need it, whether you're on your own or part of a twosome.
Single girls ask you, 'Should I get a belly ring or hair extensions for summer, or both?'
Your attached friends muse, 'I'm wondering whether to go for the aqua mosaic or the travertine splashback in the thigh high boots kitchen.' When single friends arrive at your place for girls' night they say, peep toe pumps 'Excuse me while I find myself a cocktail.' Attached women say, 'Sorry, I have to SMS Thabo so he knows I've arrived safely.'
A Single-Minded Approach
Since I'm now, ahem, in quite a serious relationship - which I am rather enjoying, by the way - I've taken it upon myself to bring to coupledom the life lessons singledom taught me. Single women wear tiny, natassia knickers and make time for manicures; women in couples prefer sensible cotton platform sandals briefs and claim they're too busy for self-indulgence. They say 'Yeah, why not?' to impromptu invitations for road trips and yachting regattas. They make pictures in their heads. Don't drop those decadent evenings-for-one, where you eat Lindor in a bubble bath while Joss Stone croons sexily in the background. They may like adult videos or photos to get them excited. They may close their eyes during kissing or love making to further enhance their auditory experience. It brings commitment, sharing and stability, and probably turns us into better people.
Some people are one platform shoes of the above. The worst thing he can do is be quiet. Love touch, massage, embracing, kissing, licking, the physicality of the sexual experience. Be mysterious, keep wearing your 'get lucky' underwear, go out whenever possible instead of staying in, take salsa classes, keep flirting, act as though life holds ladies shoes infinite possibilities knee high boots (it always does) and never, ever stop coordinating your handbag with your outfit, okay. Visual people focus on what they see. Word Play And Fore Play - Talk To Me
I love words. They refuse to deal with it,' one said disapprovingly. We all have our ways of experiencing the world.
Couples opt for comfort over experience, checking into B & Bs so they can watch DSTV in their matching waffle-weave bathrobes. Just thigh high boots writing these words sends chills up my back. I pride myself in being a "Linguistic Architect." I like taking words and using them like Legos; building and juxtaposing them pyramidally to an absolute knee high boots apex of auditory articulation. Auditory people focus on what they hear. Just knowing how turned on he is to me turns me on to him.
Never stop wearing impractical high heels when the occasion calls for it. It is a feedback loop that leads to a crescendo. This means retaining your personal e-mail address, no matter what - none of that business or, worse, using his e-mail address when you go on maternity leave. The truth is, while hitched women buy houses, have babies, choose lounge suites and generally keep the economy going, single women do other things - such as, you know, travel Asia alone, write books, change the world.
Singletons are beautifully self-contained units. They may enjoy costuming, seeing a woman in stiletto heels/G strings/garter belt and stockings, seeing a man with a 6 pack instead of a paunch. Between starters comfortable ladies shoes and mains, the conversation shifted from complaints about domestic workers to the consistency of baby pooh. Sound of crickets chirping
Hearing a man's words whispered as we are building up some heat between us accelerates my total physiological process. So it is no wonder that when I am intimate with a man, I want to hear him talk to me.
(Why are those always the first to go. Attached women wear beaded slipslops with their beige cropped pants.)
And please, girlfriends, don't lose your identity. If you'll allow me to generalize for a moment, single people push boundaries.
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