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And please, girlfriends, don't lose peep toe shoes peep toe heels your identity. (Why are those always the first to go. Between starters and mains, the conversation shifted from complaints about domestic workers to the consistency of baby pooh. It brings commitment, sharing and stability, and probably turns us into better people. Couples opt for comfort over experience, checking into B & Bs so they can watch DSTV in their matching peep toe heels thigh high boots waffle-weave bathrobes. Eventually, she and I huddled together, topped up our wine and began discussing the demise of America the superpower. If you'll allow me to generalize for a moment, single people push boundaries.
(She's a high-powered attorney - platform sandals who knew?) While the others tut-tutted and contributed their own faecal horror stories, my fellow singleton and I exchanged looks of desperation. Single women wear tiny, dita knickers and make time for manicures; women in couples prefer sensible cotton briefs and claim they're too busy for self-indulgence. Don't drop those decadent evenings-for-one, where you eat Lindor in a bubble bath platform sandals while Joss peep toe shoes Stone croons sexily in the background.
This means retaining your personal e-mail address, no matter what - none of that business or, worse, using his e-mail address when you go on maternity leave. And if you don't want to end up as one of those saddo couples platform shoes who spend weekends watching DVDs in tracksuit pants and Crocs, listen up. Be mysterious, keep wearing your 'get lucky' underwear, go out whenever possible ladies shoes instead of staying in, take salsa classes, keep flirting, act as though life holds infinite possibilities (it always does) and never, ever stop coordinating your handbag with your outfit, okay. The truth is, while hitched women buy houses, have babies, choose lounge suites and generally keep the economy going, single women do other things - such as, you know, travel Asia alone, write books, change the world. You kind of need it, whether comfortable ladies shoes you're on your own or part of a twosome.
Attached people look nervous and reply, 'Weeeell, I'll have to check with thigh high boots Fredek first and let you know.'
Singletons happily camp at music festivals, falling into their tents at 6am. So gold high heels stand by your man, by all means - but also stand by your thong and all it signifies.. (Hello, how can your friends send you top-secret girlie gossip and photos of hot, topless men if your guy is all over it like a rash?)
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Six of them were married with babies while ladies shoes the other two, including me, were single. Eight successful, intelligent women around a dinner table during a girls' night out last year. They say 'Yeah, why not?' to impromptu invitations for road trips and yachting regattas. Single girls ask high heels you, 'Should I get a belly ring or hair extensions for summer, or both?'
Your attached friends muse, 'I'm wondering whether to go for the aqua mosaic or the travertine splashback in the kitchen.' When single friends arrive at your place for girls' night they say, 'Excuse me while I find myself a cocktail.' Attached women say, 'Sorry, I have to SMS Thabo so he knows I've arrived safely.'
A Single-Minded Approach
Since I'm now, ahem, in quite a serious relationship - which I am rather enjoying, by the way - I've taken it upon myself to bring to coupledom the life lessons singledom taught me.
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