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This means retaining ladies shoes your personal e-mail address, no matter what - none of that business or, worse, using his e-mail address when you go on maternity leave. Between starters and mains, the conversation shifted from complaints about domestic workers to high heels the consistency of baby pooh. So stand by your man, by all means - but also stand by your thong and all it signifies..
Never stop wearing impractical high heels when the occasion calls for it. You kind of need it, whether you're on your platform sandals own gold high heels or part of a twosome. They say 'Yeah, why not?' to impromptu invitations for road trips and yachting regattas. (Hello, how can your friends send you top-secret girlie gossip and photos of hot, topless men if your guy is all over it like a peep toe pumps rash?)
Hooray for the single life, platform sandals for freedom, spontaneity and self-expression. Eight successful, intelligent women around a dinner table during a girls' night out last year. Couples opt for comfort over experience, checking into B & Bs so they can watch DSTV in their matching waffle-weave high heels bathrobes. And if you don't want to end up as one of those saddo couples who spend weekends watching DVDs in tracksuit pants and Crocs, listen up.
Single girls ask you, 'Should I get a belly ring or hair extensions for summer, or both?'
Your attached friends muse, 'I'm wondering whether to go for the aqua platform sandals mosaic or the travertine splashback in the kitchen.' When single friends arrive stilettoes at your place for girls' night they say, 'Excuse me while I find myself a cocktail.' Attached women say, 'Sorry, I have to SMS Thabo so he knows I've arrived safely.'
A Single-Minded Approach
Since I'm now, ahem, peep toe shoes in quite a serious relationship ladies shoes - which I am rather enjoying, by the way - I've taken it upon myself to bring to coupledom the life lessons singledom taught me. 'My sister in London says Ronnie's playgroup phones peep toe pumps her to fetch him if he has a hint of diarrhoea in his nappy. Single women wear tiny, angie knickers and make time for manicures; women in couples prefer sensible cotton briefs and claim they're too busy for self-indulgence. peep toe heels Be mysterious, keep wearing your 'get lucky' underwear, go out whenever possible instead of staying in, take salsa classes, keep peep toe shoes flirting, act as though life holds infinite possibilities (it always does) and never, ever stop coordinating your handbag with your outfit, okay. If you'll allow me to generalize for a moment, single platform shoes people push boundaries. Six of them were married with babies while the other peep toe pumps two, including me, were single.
Don't drop those decadent evenings-for-one, where you eat Lindor in a bubble bath while Joss Stone croons sexily in the background. high heels Attached people look nervous and reply, 'Weeeell, I'll have to check with Jesse first and let you know.'
Singletons happily camp at music festivals, falling into their tents at 6am. They refuse to deal with stiletto heels it,' one said disapprovingly. It brings commitment, sharing and stability, and probably turns us into better people. Attached women wear beaded slipslops with their beige cropped pants.)
And please, girlfriends, don't lose your identity. The truth is, while hitched women buy houses, have babies, choose lounge suites and generally keep the economy going, single women do other things - such as, you know, travel Asia alone, write books, change the world.
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