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Your attached friends muse, 'I'm wondering whether to go for the aqua mosaic or the travertine splashback in the kitchen.' When single friends arrive at your place for girls' night they say, 'Excuse me while I find myself a cocktail.' Attached women say, 'Sorry, I have to SMS Thabo so he knows I've arrived safely.'
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Singletons happily camp at music festivals, falling into their tents at 6am. (Why are those always the first to go.
Single women wear tiny, giulietta knickers and make time for manicures; women in couples prefer sensible cotton briefs and claim they're too busy for self-indulgence.
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